How bad is the economy? Some humorous answers.

The economy is so bad that:

• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
• CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
• If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learnt their children’s names.
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• Congress is looking into the Bernie Madoff scandal Oh, great!!  The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

From Steve Keen's Debtwatch.